Archive for June, 2010
So you masturbate ten times a week and you wonder if you’re “normal”? Finally, it gets to you and you do a google search under “Masturbation Survey” to see what you can come up with to alleviate your concerns about perceived excess. You do this just to see how you compare with others … to see if you’re “normal.”
But what is “normal”? It is a nonsense word that appears to have meaning, but, upon further reflection, has none. There is, however, such a thing as average. The term “average” as can be expressed by a number and that has meaning; it is concrete and undeniable. So let’s say the average guy masturbates 7 times per week, if true, we can safely say, that you jerk off a bit more than average, but is this “normal”? The question really is: Does one’s drinking, or gambling, or video game playing, or watching porn, or masturbating seriously interfere with one’s life? If so, only then should the habit in question is be curtailed, but, short of that, forget about what’s normal.
In BestSexSite.net’s Masturbation Survey 40% of men and women have declared: “The more I masturbate, the happier I am.” Additionally, 56% of men and 72% of women indicated that masturbation was the best stress-reliever. Personally, I wholeheartedly recommend that one has an orgasm at least 3-5 times per week, and, ideally, 5-7 times per week, be it through sex, masturbation, or mutual masturbation with a partner. Why? Because the body of scientific research is revealing the tremendous health benefits behind masturbation/achieving orgasms. In fact, the European Union encourages adolescents to masturbate. Britain’s National Health Service (the NHS) released a pamphlet, entitled An Orgasm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away. This health pamphlet encourages British teens to masturbate to promote both safe sex and health.
Health Benefits of Masturbation
- To state the obvious, it is the safest form of sex one will ever have.
- It is nature’s great stress reliever and natural sedative.
- It increases endorphins, leading to a sense of well being.
- It boosts the immune system and it is a natural pain killer.
- It is good for the cardio-vascular system.
- In women, it relieves painful menstruation and pelvic cramping.
- In men, it reduces the risk of prostrate cancer. Orgasms essentially “cleanse” the prostrate by flushing the prostrate of old, unhealthy semen and the cancer causing chemicals they can produce. In fact, a 2003 Australian study reveals that men who masturbate more than 5 times per week are 1/3 less likely to develop prostrate cancer.
- Exploring your own body can help you make better lovers.
- Finally, with masturbation, you never have to rely on someone else to get you off. And if your significant other isn’t in the mood or is in the advanced stages of pregnancy, etc., why not go solo?
In developed world at least, gone forever are the puritanical taboos regarding masturbation as well as all of the asinine propaganda that it will make you go blind, lead to serious illnesses by draining you of vital fluids, etc. It is still interesting to note that it is a subject few talk about openly. Why should such a fundamental, instinctual act, be so hush-hush?
Well, it’s in the open, here, at BestSexSite.net. Take our Masturbation Survey to see how you compare with others. The results are now in, and some are rather startling!
Article first published as Oil is a Rank Obscenity on Technorati.
Will we ever learn that oil is a dirty, filthy substance, a rank obscenity in all its forms and it should never have been mined from the ground or extracted from our precious waters? The threat of global warming has aroused more skepticism and feet-dragging than action, and now a sea of that noxious black sludge has reached the coast of Florida and Louisiana, threatening everything that lives, not to mention the livelihood of many. Those who live near the once beautiful coastlines of Louisiana and Florida are angry at British Petroleum for the leak. However, they BP is not the problem, as accidents do happen and neglect has always been a fact of life. Again, the problem is that we should have phased out oil decades ago. Now, what more do we need to rise up against Big Oil and replace oil and fossil fuels with safe, clean energy? As a human society we need to unite together to sound the death knell of greedy Oil Companies that take advantage of all every time we pay at the gas pump. After all, Big Oil has bought up patents for safer energy, crushed the electric car, and laughs every time we pay at the pump.
There are those that claim that eliminating dirty energy such as oil and fossil fuels will wreak havoc on the world’s economies and throw us back to the stone age. Nonsense! The creation of alternate sources of clean, green energy such as solar, wind and hydrogen will create an abundance of new jobs in that sector. Those that work for oil companies can fill out their applications in this environmentally friendly sectors. True, this cannot be accomplished over night, but if we are diligent and resourceful Big Oil and fossil fuels, such as coal, can be phased out within the next 50 years. In fact, the effects of global warming will brook no delay.
Moreover, we will run out of oil in the not-to-distant future. All but the largest three suppliers of oil: Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Kuwait have already passed the point of peak oil production and these three countries are estimated to reach peak oil before 2020. Oil reserves are rapidly diminishing due to exponential demand, especially considering the rapid rise in industrialization and living standards of emerging nations such as China and India. Should we, as a people, drag our feet until the price of oil increases 5 fold or 10 fold, threatening all of the world economies, and summoning truly apocalyptic visions? I only hope all governments fund research into cleaner energy and give major incentives to those companies and individual families that go green. Thank God for Nissan which is producing an affordable electric car! Let’s continue that trend –after all, our planet depends on it!
Combien de femmes faut-il, un homme? Un, deux, trois ? Pourquoi pas huit ? Il vaut mieux plusieurs nanas ensemble que chacune à l’unité. Comme ça, il y a suffisamment de bouches, de langues, et de doigts pour bien s’occuper simultanément de tout le corps d’un homme pour lui donner huit fois plus de plaisir. Car ça complique trop la vie de sortir avec sept ou huit gonzesses en cachette, mais de faire réunir toutes les huit ensemble : quelle joie, quel bonheur inexprimable ! Le poème ci-dessous exprime mes sentiments sur ce sujet.
Huit Femmes, un poème
Il me faut huit femmes, mais une vie sans drame.
Ca ne devrait enfreindre aucune loi,
De faire la cour à huit dames à la fois,
Ma fois, j’adore ça ! au fond de mon âme !
Huit femmes en même temps m’fait couler le sang :
Une grande blonde, une petite brune, une belle rousse,
Car de vivre tout seul me donne la frousse,
Et je n’supporte pas que ça dure longtemps.
Avec un tel entourage, faut du courage,
Faux que toutes les huit ne soient jamais jalouse,
Lorsqu’on les entremêlent dans une partouze
Huit femmes en même temps, quelle jolie image !