You’ll never guess, dear reader, what has consistently, over the past few months, been the most googled phrase on this site. “Free online sex advice”? – no; “Fun at the Playboy Mansion”? – no; “Amish Girls gone Ape”? – still, no. “Shit on my Face”! (That’s not a requested to receive your feces on my mug – it’s the most requested phrase!) Why? I can understand “sit on my face,” but “shit on my face”? Are web surfers that gross? We can thank one of our registered users for this little gem, as “Shit on my Face” is the title of his forum post. Bless his soul.
Interestingly enough, those who request “Shit on my Face” rarely go on to anything else within this website. About 95% of that particular query is a one page landing …and poof, gone. Nope, those who are inspired to google “shit on my face” never bother to read other posts or explore this humble site. No doubt, they leave disappointed, never to return. After all, scatological stories and pictorials just aren’t the focus of BestSexSite.net. I wonder what is expected when one types in “shit on my face”? Pictures of steaming caca landing on people’s faces, or perhaps explicit accounts of defecating on others? I dunno.
Ironically, those who post those famous last words will likely never deign to read this blog entry. However, should a rare exception do so, please, in deference to my wild curiosity, post a comment on this entry as to what on earth exactly you are hoping to find!